Skinny Bob

It was the darndest thing I've ever seen. It was big, it was very bright, it changed colors, and it was about the size of the moon.

It wasn't a helicopter, and it wasn't a balloon, and it was so near. There were no wings on it. I saw a U.F.O.

We followed it to Bakersfield, and all of a sudden, to our utter amazement, it went straight up into the heavens.

There hovering above us was this brilliant light, hanging as if by an invisible thread.

They were plugged into me. It was a download situation, long before computers or any kind of wireless.

That's what the aliens programmed us to think. But really, that's where the chip is.

I'm going to declare it's unidentified, it's flying, and it's six objects.

I made contact by meditating and looking up, seeing things in the sky that weren't there when I started.

They were definitely aerial constructs of some kind. Structures: one going very slow, one hovering right over me.

I've seen one right above me, and if I got a tennis ball out, I could have hit it with a tennis ball.

It was the darndest thing I've ever seen. It was big, it was very bright, it changed colors, and it was about the size of the moon.

It wasn't a helicopter, and it wasn't a balloon, and it was so near. There were no wings on it. I saw a U.F.O.

We followed it to Bakersfield, and all of a sudden, to our utter amazement, it went straight up into the heavens.

There hovering above us was this brilliant light, hanging as if by an invisible thread.

They were plugged into me. It was a download situation, long before computers or any kind of wireless.

That's what the aliens programmed us to think. But really, that's where the chip is.

I'm going to declare it's unidentified, it's flying, and it's six objects.

I made contact by meditating and looking up, seeing things in the sky that weren't there when I started.

They were definitely aerial constructs of some kind. Structures: one going very slow, one hovering right over me.

I've seen one right above me, and if I got a tennis ball out, I could have hit it with a tennis ball.

It was the darndest thing I've ever seen. It was big, it was very bright, it changed colors, and it was about the size of the moon.

It wasn't a helicopter, and it wasn't a balloon, and it was so near. There were no wings on it. I saw a U.F.O.

We followed it to Bakersfield, and all of a sudden, to our utter amazement, it went straight up into the heavens.

There hovering above us was this brilliant light, hanging as if by an invisible thread.

They were plugged into me. It was a download situation, long before computers or any kind of wireless.

That's what the aliens programmed us to think. But really, that's where the chip is.

I'm going to declare it's unidentified, it's flying, and it's six objects.

I made contact by meditating and looking up, seeing things in the sky that weren't there when I started.

They were definitely aerial constructs of some kind. Structures: one going very slow, one hovering right over me.

I've seen one right above me, and if I got a tennis ball out, I could have hit it with a tennis ball.

It was the darndest thing I've ever seen. It was big, it was very bright, it changed colors, and it was about the size of the moon.

It wasn't a helicopter, and it wasn't a balloon, and it was so near. There were no wings on it. I saw a U.F.O.

We followed it to Bakersfield, and all of a sudden, to our utter amazement, it went straight up into the heavens.

There hovering above us was this brilliant light, hanging as if by an invisible thread.

They were plugged into me. It was a download situation, long before computers or any kind of wireless.

That's what the aliens programmed us to think. But really, that's where the chip is.

I'm going to declare it's unidentified, it's flying, and it's six objects.

I made contact by meditating and looking up, seeing things in the sky that weren't there when I started.

They were definitely aerial constructs of some kind. Structures: one going very slow, one hovering right over me.

I've seen one right above me, and if I got a tennis ball out, I could have hit it with a tennis ball.

It was the darndest thing I've ever seen. It was big, it was very bright, it changed colors, and it was about the size of the moon.

It wasn't a helicopter, and it wasn't a balloon, and it was so near. There were no wings on it. I saw a U.F.O.

We followed it to Bakersfield, and all of a sudden, to our utter amazement, it went straight up into the heavens.

There hovering above us was this brilliant light, hanging as if by an invisible thread.

They were plugged into me. It was a download situation, long before computers or any kind of wireless.

That's what the aliens programmed us to think. But really, that's where the chip is.

I'm going to declare it's unidentified, it's flying, and it's six objects.

I made contact by meditating and looking up, seeing things in the sky that weren't there when I started.

They were definitely aerial constructs of some kind. Structures: one going very slow, one hovering right over me.

I've seen one right above me, and if I got a tennis ball out, I could have hit it with a tennis ball.

It was the darndest thing I've ever seen. It was big, it was very bright, it changed colors, and it was about the size of the moon.

It wasn't a helicopter, and it wasn't a balloon, and it was so near. There were no wings on it. I saw a U.F.O.

We followed it to Bakersfield, and all of a sudden, to our utter amazement, it went straight up into the heavens.

There hovering above us was this brilliant light, hanging as if by an invisible thread.

They were plugged into me. It was a download situation, long before computers or any kind of wireless.

That's what the aliens programmed us to think. But really, that's where the chip is.

I'm going to declare it's unidentified, it's flying, and it's six objects.

I made contact by meditating and looking up, seeing things in the sky that weren't there when I started.

They were definitely aerial constructs of some kind. Structures: one going very slow, one hovering right over me.

I've seen one right above me, and if I got a tennis ball out, I could have hit it with a tennis ball.

It was the darndest thing I've ever seen. It was big, it was very bright, it changed colors, and it was about the size of the moon.

It wasn't a helicopter, and it wasn't a balloon, and it was so near. There were no wings on it. I saw a U.F.O.

We followed it to Bakersfield, and all of a sudden, to our utter amazement, it went straight up into the heavens.

There hovering above us was this brilliant light, hanging as if by an invisible thread.

They were plugged into me. It was a download situation, long before computers or any kind of wireless.

That's what the aliens programmed us to think. But really, that's where the chip is.

I'm going to declare it's unidentified, it's flying, and it's six objects.

I made contact by meditating and looking up, seeing things in the sky that weren't there when I started.

They were definitely aerial constructs of some kind. Structures: one going very slow, one hovering right over me.

I've seen one right above me, and if I got a tennis ball out, I could have hit it with a tennis ball.

It was the darndest thing I've ever seen. It was big, it was very bright, it changed colors, and it was about the size of the moon.

It wasn't a helicopter, and it wasn't a balloon, and it was so near. There were no wings on it. I saw a U.F.O.

We followed it to Bakersfield, and all of a sudden, to our utter amazement, it went straight up into the heavens.

There hovering above us was this brilliant light, hanging as if by an invisible thread.

They were plugged into me. It was a download situation, long before computers or any kind of wireless.

That's what the aliens programmed us to think. But really, that's where the chip is.

I'm going to declare it's unidentified, it's flying, and it's six objects.

I made contact by meditating and looking up, seeing things in the sky that weren't there when I started.

They were definitely aerial constructs of some kind. Structures: one going very slow, one hovering right over me.

I've seen one right above me, and if I got a tennis ball out, I could have hit it with a tennis ball.

It was the darndest thing I've ever seen. It was big, it was very bright, it changed colors, and it was about the size of the moon.

It wasn't a helicopter, and it wasn't a balloon, and it was so near. There were no wings on it. I saw a U.F.O.

We followed it to Bakersfield, and all of a sudden, to our utter amazement, it went straight up into the heavens.

There hovering above us was this brilliant light, hanging as if by an invisible thread.

They were plugged into me. It was a download situation, long before computers or any kind of wireless.

That's what the aliens programmed us to think. But really, that's where the chip is.

I'm going to declare it's unidentified, it's flying, and it's six objects.

I made contact by meditating and looking up, seeing things in the sky that weren't there when I started.

They were definitely aerial constructs of some kind. Structures: one going very slow, one hovering right over me.

I've seen one right above me, and if I got a tennis ball out, I could have hit it with a tennis ball.

It was the darndest thing I've ever seen. It was big, it was very bright, it changed colors, and it was about the size of the moon.

It wasn't a helicopter, and it wasn't a balloon, and it was so near. There were no wings on it. I saw a U.F.O.

We followed it to Bakersfield, and all of a sudden, to our utter amazement, it went straight up into the heavens.

There hovering above us was this brilliant light, hanging as if by an invisible thread.

They were plugged into me. It was a download situation, long before computers or any kind of wireless.

That's what the aliens programmed us to think. But really, that's where the chip is.

I'm going to declare it's unidentified, it's flying, and it's six objects.

I made contact by meditating and looking up, seeing things in the sky that weren't there when I started.

They were definitely aerial constructs of some kind. Structures: one going very slow, one hovering right over me.

I've seen one right above me, and if I got a tennis ball out, I could have hit it with a tennis ball.